I was goofing around with PostScript some more, and the idea of making some fancy certificates or diplomas got into my head. But what good is a diploma if there is no school to back it up? Hence, as of this date, I hereby found Brain Wagon University. It is dedicated to the pursuit of something or other, and has really high standards.
We will only give out diplomas to those who really, really deserve them. Honestly.

We will be glad to name buildings on our campus after anyone who sets up a tidy endowment however.