I’ve Got The Worst Podcast of All

I’d like everyone who has downloaded one of my podcasts to run to your nearest podcasting rating service and vote my podcast down. Give it a one. Give it no stars at all. Drive it straight to the bottom.

Or don’t. I just don’t care.

Frankly, I don’t look at these things. I just look at how many people download my podcast. If that number seems good or growing, I get a little bit of a rush. If it seems like it’s falling or nobody is downloading, then I feel a bit less of a rush, but I keep at it anyway.

I simply choose to ignore sites like podcastalley for two reasons:

The first is simply that I know the numbers are meaningless. Those that beg and plead and cajole their listenership can probably make it look like they are popular, while those that don’t care to boost their egos like that will probably languish. Therefore, position in their rankings doesn’t really mean anything useful. It’s not a measure of how good your podcast is. It’s just politics and advertising all over again, two things that I sometimes talk about, but seldom try to manipulate.

Secondly, even if the numbers were accurate, I hardly care. I’ve accepted life in the long tail. That means that there will be others who are more popular than me. That’s perfectly cool with me. I just don’t care.

I bring this up again because Dave brought it up again. He’s upset that someone who talks about his poop is higher on podcastalley than he is. I wonder why he cares at all.

Dave, look at how many people download your podcasts. That’s at least a reasonable measure of your popularity. Focus on that. At least it is objective.

Next, figure out a way to judge whether your podcast is good. Sometimes this requires deep introspection. Sometimes it requires the feedback of people whose opinion you trust. And sometime this requires that you reject the opinions of the unwashed masses.

Lastly, just accept that you don’t want to be on top. It’s a stupid place to want to be. The top is full of banal, low-brow, annoying crap. And if you don’t want to be on top, then don’t sweat it when you aren’t.

To my three hundredish subscribers: bless you all. If you enjoy my podcasts, just keep downloading ’em and pass links to your friends who might enjoy them.

5 thoughts on “I’ve Got The Worst Podcast of All

  1. Tom Duff

    Sounds like this Winer guy should go on your ignore list next to slashdot.

    Editor’s note: Wrong Dave, Tom. This is Dave Slusher of the Evil Genius Chronicles. He was one of the guys who inspired me to begin podcasting, so I’m kind of saddened to see him seduced by the same forces that I thought podcasting was designed to combat.

    He’s slowly walking a meandering course to the light, as witnessed by his more recent comments, so I still have hope for him.

  2. Tom Duff

    Oops. Obviously I don’t read any of this stuff.
    Are all buffoons named Dave now?

    Editor’s note: Our president isn’t, so I’d have to say “no”.

    But Slusher isn’t so bad, he’s just caught up in his own popularity.

    “Started down the dark path he has, but yet saved he still might be.”

    Or something like that.

  3. Dave

    Seduced? Buffoon? Caught up in popularity? “Isn’t *so* bad”? Good lord.

    I’d actually argue that you are getting caught up in your own relative lack of it, but that’s just me. I’d like you to improve the sound quality slightly (a little less breathiness would make it much easier to listen to) and do some minor work to get more popular, where popular is defined by “getting listened to by every single person that might really dig it.” That would be a good world.

  4. Mark Post author

    Allright Dave, we are rapidly walking down the path to a simple bitchslap fest. I won’t bother commenting on your podcast anymore. Thanks for serving as an example to get me started, but it looks like we are treading different paths, and there is no great harm in that.

  5. Dave

    Mark, I don’t see why you think that this is although it doesn’t bother me if you don’t mention me. I’m in no way mad, although I was frankly a little surprised to find those comments above. Our opinions on this vary, but I don’t see that as confrontation.

    PS – I voted for you on the new PA, like it or not, because I like and listen to your podcast.

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