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The Cyborg Name Generator

My Cyborg Name:

Biomechanical Robotic Android Intended for Nocturnal Warfare, Accurate Gratification and Online Nullification

Make your own. Thanks Carmen for pointing this one out.


Another Scoble-ism

Scobleizer: Microsoft Geek Blogger

Windows isn't what whas broken. Windows DEVELOPMENT PROCESSES were what was broken.

The two are intimately related. Can you honestly say that you have an example of a program which worked well, despite the development process being completely broken? It just doesn't happen. The article that Scoble quoted quoted Microsoft VP Jim Allchin:

"It's not going to work," he told Gates in the chairman's office mid-2004, the paper reports. "[Longhorn] is so complex its writers will never be able to make it run properly. "

That is a broken development process, producing broken software, and only a little over a year ago. We are in the third quarter of 2005 now, and only now are we hearing of the sweeping changes that Microsoft thinks are necessary to become innovative.

It is absolutely startling to me that a multi-zillion dollar mega-empire like Microsoft only recognized last year that perhaps they should work toward "developing a solid core for Windows".

Longhorn/Vista was broken. Clearly. Whether it is still broken when it ships remains to be seen, but it seems like in a few years, someone is going to have enough material to write a suitable sequel to an old software engineering standby.


Brainwagon Radio: Turbo Slug, Death of PC, and End of Baseball Season

Well, in this edition of my podcast, I lament the end of baseball season for the Oakland Athletics, talk about the modifications I'm making to my Linksys NSLU2, and then talk about the predicted death of the PC as a platform for innovation.

Links from the show:


The Intelligent Designer’s Prayer

The Intelligent Designer's Prayer, courtesy of the Panda's Thumb.

Our Intelligent Designer,
Who art in the unspecified-good-place,
Unknown be Thy name.
Thy flagella spin, Thy mousetraps snap,
On Earth, as it is in the
Give us each day our unchecked apologetic.
And forgive us our invidious comparisons,
As we smite those iniquitous Darwinists
With rhetoric.
And lead us not into encounters with people
Who ask us to state our theory,
But deliver us from biologists
Who know what we're up to.
For Thine is the irreducible complexity,
And the wiggly parts of bacterial bottoms,
And the inapplicable theorems,
Now and forever.


Also check out the comments for a similar prayer to the Noodly One.

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