First thing this morning I decided to try to track my latest amazon order to see when it was going to arrive. I got the following:
Date Time Location Service Area Checkpoint Details Nov 01, 2004 09:05:00 AM ALLENTOWN PA WITH DELIVERY COURIER. Nov 01, 2004 07:55:00 AM OAKLAND CA ARRIVED AT DHL FACILITY. Oct 29, 2004 05:06:30 PM Lexington KY USA SHIPPED
I rather liked the idea that it was in Oakland, because that is fairly local. Allentown, PA, despite being lauded in song by Billy Joel, is nowhere near where I am at though. The distance between these two cities is 2483 miles, and apparently there was only one hour, ten minutes between their appearance. Hence, the most logical explanation is that my package was carried by SR-71.
We shall see if my package shows up sometime soon.