This website is brilliant. Really brilliant. In case you didn’t know, there are 170 feet of noodles in a packet of ramen. But while you are at cockeyed.com, surf around. Lots of stuff that’s good. Photos of laser tatoo removal. Satan, made from Paper Mache. Costumes. Wow.
I love this site. What gets me is that I don’t understand how he manages to get fairly attractive women to participate in the “How Much Is Inside” photos. Is one a function of the other? Do women find the pursuit of space filling analysis sexy? Why didn’t I know this years ago???