Oldest noodles unearthed in China

Irrefutable evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is behind all of modern society.
The remains of the world’s oldest noodles have been unearthed in China.
The 50cm-long, yellow strands were found in a pot that had probably been buried during a catastrophic flood.
Isn’t it obvious that the story of Noah is derived from this earlier incident?
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