Beware the traitors that walk among us…

May 27, 2004 | I Kid You Not | By: Mark VandeWettering

Furby, or Spy?Somehow I missed out that the NSA had banned Furby from entering their Maryland facilities. Can anyone doubt that beneath their furry exterior they are plotting the overthrow of the United States government?

Well, perhaps not. But you can hack ’em to do all sorts of stuff, or just go straight for the Furby autopsy or perhaps see how we might execute a Furby convicted of war crimes.