brainwagon

Without further explanation:

[sourcecode lang=”python”]
#!/usr/bin/python

from random import choice
# ,, ,
# ‘ || || A Shakespearean insult generator
# \\ \\/\\ _-_, \\ \\ || =||=
# || || || ||_. || || || ||
# || || || ~ || || || || ||
# \\ \\ \\ ,-_- \\/\\ \\ \\,
#

c1 = [ "mewling", "paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "qualling", "rank",
"reeky", "roguish", "ruttish", "saucy", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly"]
c2 = [ "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated",
"milk-livered", "motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked",
"pottle-deep", "pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn",
"rude-growing", "rump-fed"]
c3 = [ "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle",
"minnow", "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook",
"pidgeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock" ]

print "You %s, %s %s!" % (choice(c1), choice(c2), choice(c3))
[/sourcecode]

Inspired by an image that was posted to Facebook.