The Funniest Thing on The Onion in a while…

Published on 2005-08-20 by Mark VandeWettering

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

…if you are in the San Diego area, do me this favor: Go to Sea World, walk into the emperor-penguin exhibit, and punch one those fuckers right in the face. Tell ’em Michael Bay sent ya.

Thanks for pointing this out, Tom.