A special circle of hell is reserved just for this guy, where rabbits will gnaw on this guys privates for eternity while munching on carrots whose greens resemble dollar bills.
That dog won’t hunt, Monsenior.
Update: I’ve been had. Check out Snopes. (Thanks John!)
A friend pointed out that it’s a hoax. Here’s a link: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp